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Hi I'm Kelly.
I am one of the most biggest over thinkers you will ever meet. I analyze anything and everything. I'm addicted to song lyrics and quotes. I'm sarcastic and pretty humorous. I"m sure all of this will come out in my posts so read on if you would like!
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ZodiacChic Post:Virgo

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ZodiacChic Post:Virgo

22 hours ago
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Me:oh thats cute
:*checks price tag*
Me:no its not
22 hours ago
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90s Animal Planet:Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet:ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel:Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel:So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel:Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
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When you’re talking to someone at 12am and you say “Tomorrow I’m going to…” and they say “Don’t you mean today?”

sodamnrelatable:

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

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